Dear Victoria, this is for you and only you. NEVER filter your thoughts or feelings because this is for you.
if I had a nickel for every time I stubbed my toe I would be the most angry and hurt millionaire in history
apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”
I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life